"twitter is an invitation for stalkers to track your every move. im at the mall....i parked near sears....im going to macys....looking for shoes....going to food court, maybe burger king....leaving the mall....starting my car....going home....wow, nobody is here....just heard a strange noise....maybe it was nothing....something just broke....my cellphone is dead....im hiding in the closet....i found my other shoe...now i gotta return the other pair to macys..."
...thanks Ant. You paint such vivid pictures.
wow...Ant needs a twitter page...right now
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