Letter to the Devil


Dear Devil,

Its me Martha.

I cant go on like this any longer. I know I shouldn't tell anyone but the world must know. Its Thursday night and I am still drunk...from Wednesday night! How is this possible? What were you trying to do when you made SPARKS?!? I blame myself mostly, I should have known better when I saw that it only cost $1.50 for a can and had 6-7% alcohol...6-7% come on make up your mind...I drank 2 and half of them, and am scared to leave my house.

I want my money and soul back.
Devil 1, Martha 0.

Best,
MM

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