I'm startin to feel like talking to ppl online is becoming too difficult for me to handle...seriously. They need to come out wit some kinda "Head's up warning profile" to help ppl like me out....something that takes in account a person's past chat behavior n warns others of what is bout to go down if u talk to this person...like these r some of tha things i wanna know before hand...
- This person can't spell...i'm not talkin a few typos...i'm mean their English is so bad spell check goes on lunch break every time they come online...Rosetta Stone couldn't tell u what they were talkin bout
- This person say's "haha" n "hehe" instead of "lol"...what is hehe anyway?!?...like a pity laff?...i know it can't be something u du out loud...this dude told me "hehe" last week...i thought he had a stuttering problem...i hope he wasn't somewhere public sayin "hehe"...DON'T BE THAT GUY!!!
- This person frequently jus WALKS AWAY from tha flippin computer right in tha middle of a convo without warning....i hate u...no joke...i really du
- This person has not grasped tha concept of "brb"....it stands for Be Right Back...if ur going to tha movie then out to dinner....then decide to attempt world domination somewhere in between ur NOT gonna "brb"...cut it out
- This person will repost this conversation on every social network that they r apart of
- This person is lonely as hell n if you talk to them be prepared to make it an all day event
- BEWARE OF SLOW TYPER....they been tryna say "what up" for 15 minutes n they're still lookin for tha "H"...
- DIS F#$%&R RIGHT HERE!!!!....u may as well block then now before u catch their crazy....RUN!!!!
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