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So i got real issues wit checkout lines...i must have bad luck cuz tha person in front of me is always tha one who tryna start some shit wit tha cashier...like this is tha 12 items or less line...we don't got time for this!!...N then there's tha dreaded price check problem...they always call tha slowest person in tha store (who u never actually see) to go check tha price...so now ur awkwardly stuck at tha register wit tha cashier staring at u blankly for 15-20 minutes cuz no one can tell u how much ur cookie crisp cost...or even worse u get stuck behind tha old lady who like 80 n swears tha price on tha shelf said $5.98 when tha register says $5.99 n then she's payin lke 2 bucks in all pennies...smh...so then i try tha self checkout lines but those aren't any better...cuz now ur doin all tha work urself but u still get tha random employee who comes by n wants to say something bout what ur doin...like ur gonna tell me i'm cloggin tha conveyor belt but ur not gonna bag none of tha groceries??...i know its full, i can see it...i don't need a lecture on how to du ur job...it says self checkout...i'ma du it my way...then they wanna stay around to make sure u finish tha rest of tha process correctly...everytime u du something right they say..."there u go" n "good job!!...ur a big boy"....i hate checkout...