Let's Jus Wait for tha DVD


At this point in my life i have a love/hate feelin towards tha movie theater experience. For starters...y is it like a million dollars for a matinee ticket WITH a student discount!?!?...i gotta take out a loan from tha bank jus so i can see something i might not even like. I feel like Christian Bale still owes me money n an appology after seeing Terminator 4...Then i also feel like they should impose a seatin policy cuz no matter what there's never enough seats...no matter how empty tha theater is someone u ain't come wit ALWAYS GOTTA SIT BY U!!...like dude, there's like 8 billion seats in here...y u gotta pick tha one i got my feet on!?...Then there's tha chance u might get stuck sittin next to a group of loud long laffers...u know what i mean...tha ppl who laff so long at something mildly funny that u miss half tha movie...n tha worse part is that it was probably played in tha previews n commercials that everyone seen hundreds of times prior to seeing it in tha theater. Finally tha worst thing that can happen is goin on a packed night n havin to sit in tha handicapped section...cuz as soon as u get comfortable someone is gonna come wit a wheelchair n ur gonna have to move n either sit on tha floor or next to tha dude wit tha video camera tryna bootleg tha movie...now u gotta give DVD commentary n ur an acomplist...all cuz someone wants to be greedy n have 2 seats...

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