Fashion and style is something that never stops changing. Trends come n go...from overalls to 4x tees..to nut-huggers. THe new trend amongst females is something id like to call insta-ass aka leggings. Its like a butt bra but so much more advanced. These leggings are made up of a top secret nanotechnology called nylon that has the ability to gather what little ass a women has then form and shape it. It also has a ability to reshape and pressurize sloppy ass and thighs into smooth jiggly goodness. Girls are wearin these leggings and getting upset when the male population responds like hungry animals. Well..shit..this is what happens when the social norm of pants are replaced with spandex. Dress like a nun if u dont want that to happen..otherwise bite the bullet and be the piece of meat u put out.
This trend is the ultimate setup for men and Im throwin caution...catch that shit if ur smart. Guys around the country are puttin in work finally makin it to home base only to be faced with let downs such as pancake butt or the blob. If theres no shake in her quake...its a flap jack...the leggings cant spare any ass for motion. Pressure busts pipes..if its a tsunami chances are ur dealin with a beast..n thats great if ur into that..just dont think its REALLY that smooth n round...
Let me just finish by saying I very much enjoy the visuals and special effects of leggings but when it comes down to it theyre fakin the funk. They found a glitch in the matrix and a cheap one at that. There are a rare bunch that are actually blessed n wear leggings...n thats just a beautiful thing. Im still a pocketless jeans kinda guy..call me old-fashioned.
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